boo fucking hoo

“Hypocrisy is the tribute vice pays to virtue,” a famous maxim by François de La Rochefoucauld (1613–1680)

boo fucking hooDon’t you hate it when your yacht is just too big? A source tells Page Six that Jeff Bezos is quietly shopping his $500 million floating palace, Koru — because it’s just too huge to manage.

The jaw-dropping vessel also has a $75 million support ship, Abeona, though it is unclear if this is part of the deal. According to reports, it costs $30 million per year to operate the two ships together. (Not that that’s a burden for the “250 Billion Dollar Man,” but it may make buyers scarce.)

Jeff Bezos is trying to sell his superyacht, Koru, a source tells Page Six. We hear Koru — which features a wooden sculpture of Bezos’ wife, Lauren Sánchez, as a mermaid on the prow  (can you imagine doing something that fucking lame? – ed) — has become too recognizable for the Amazon billionaire. Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue.

Read on thanks to Page Six.

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